Is Falling In Love At The Airport A Canon Event?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 14 July 2025
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.6 | I have not one but two PSAs when it comes to traveling. |
| 0:05.4 | The first PSA is dedicated to all the single ladies out there. |
| 0:09.8 | Looking at you, Abby. |
| 0:10.8 | I actually thought of your friend who was at the airport recently and had a hotties sit next to her, okay? |
| 0:16.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:16.8 | So single ladies, I hate to break it to you, but you will not fall in love at the airport. |
| 0:21.1 | This is courtesy of Tyler Bender, Kelsey June Jensen, and Nikki Doobes. |
| 0:26.8 | Girl, he's not hot. |
| 0:29.1 | You're just at the airport. |
| 0:31.0 | It's 8 a.m. and he's eating Panda Express. |
| 0:35.2 | Stop checking your baggage. |
| 0:37.6 | Start checking your standards. Start checking your standards. |
| 0:39.9 | Those aren't butterflies. |
| 0:41.6 | That's just cabin pressure. |
| 0:43.7 | Your compression socks are working on your brain. |
| 0:47.2 | You're not in love. |
| 0:48.9 | You're in a Hudson news. |
| 0:50.9 | Is he tall? |
| 0:52.0 | Or is his economy seat tiny? A Spirit Airlines flight does not count as a trauma |
| 0:59.0 | bond. Send us to someone who needs to catch flights, not feelings. Oh my gosh, just letting you know, |
| 1:07.5 | is he hot or are you just at the airport? |
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