Is Dating a Sport?

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

News, Comedy, Sports News, Sports

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Do you feel it - your gentle listener heart beating faster and faster? Do you feel the butterflies swirling around in your stomach? Are your cheeks flush with happiness? That's love...that's right! This week on GMFST, your illustrious hosts are diving into DATING and whether or not it can, indeed, be a sport. Do you want to be our Valentine? Yes 🔲 No 🔲

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0:00.0	Hello. Hi. Hi, listeners. How are you doing? This is so different. You're not the
0:29.4	listeners. I'm talking to the listeners. Oh, well, you're right. But I'm also listening to you as
0:34.3	you do this intro. Hello, you eating that bagel. Don't call out what I eat. I'm not talking to you.
0:41.6	I'm talking to the viewer listeners. The one thing is, whatever. That's all ruined anyway now.
0:47.0	Well, started over again. Loop it back. Hi. Hello. This will loop it back. Hello and welcome to go. My
1:01.3	favorite sports team. The one and only sports podcast in the world. We have officially defeated all
1:06.2	the other ones again. Mortal Kombat. They have been expunged from the universe and we are standing
1:10.9	supreme as the premiere sports podcast in the world. My name is Mark. Also known as Mark Plier. I'm
1:16.6	joined by one Tyler the Shide. Yeah, that's me. I am Tyler Shide. I'm here on this podcast. Hello,
1:24.7	listeners. I don't know what to say. I don't want to say that I have a master's degree. I know sports
1:29.1	all that. They already know that it could be someone's first time listening. You got to be
1:32.5	ahead and you're still in. Well, my name's Tyler Shide. I have a master's degree in sport administration.
1:37.6	I know sport. I played sport. I'd studied sport for years and years of my life. So I didn't actually
1:44.9	I've been studying sports for an hour a week. Wait the last year. Oh, yeah. Yeah, an hour
1:53.1	a week. I've been doing my weekly class. I'm like taking night classes in sports at this rate.
1:59.0	I'll graduate somewhere in the year 2042. But does that mean I'm a professor? I mean, kind of.
2:04.4	You're teaching me and everyone listening. So sick. I don't think you can legally call yourself that.
2:09.2	But probably not. Yeah, especially when you know nothing about sports. According to these people
2:13.8	on the internet, they're wrong. It's juke you's time and they might be right about some of these
2:18.8	things. For those of you don't know, I read juke's from the subreddit. There's a flare you can add to
2:23.4	your post if you want to accuse Tyler and mostly Tyler of things that he doesn't really know. I play
2:30.2	the side of ignorance all the times. I wouldn't know the answer anyway. So anything coming out of my
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