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U Up?

Is Christmas A Relationship Test?

U Up?

Betches

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas Eve from your friendly elf and what seems to be Jared as sexy Santa? Jared talks about a potential gym flirting moment that leads into a deeper conversation about dating burnout, emotional self protection, and why avoiding risk can start to feel safe but sad, with comparisons to Leonardo DiCaprio style dating rules. They break down listener emails about bringing a boyfriend of two years to a family Christmas party, asking when it is actually the right time to include your significant other in family holiday gatherings. J&J read a petty or prudent about getting Christmas ornaments back, an email about a gifting fight over a valuable sentimental book, and multiple fed flag or deal breaker stories involving Christmas cheer, cultural gift rules, and whether believing in Santa at 21 is sweet or concerning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:07.2

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0:09.8

18 plus T's and C's Apply.

0:12.0

Begamblerware.

0:12.9

Dot all.

0:15.2

It's time.

0:16.1

Oh, wow.

0:16.8

Sexy Santa.

0:17.8

Okay.

0:18.5

This is here.

0:19.6

This is Delray Beach, Senator. Delray Daddy, Santa. Okay. This is Del Rey Beach, Santa.

0:21.8

Delray, Daddy, Santa.

0:23.9

Okay.

0:24.4

Midlife crisis Santa.

0:27.6

Look at it.

0:29.0

And his elf.

0:34.5

Hello and welcome back to the U.S.

0:36.4

I'm Jordana Abraham.

0:38.0

And I am Santa Fried.

0:40.1

Ho!

0:40.5

Ho!

0:41.4

Ho!

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