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If you want to see more videos, pressuring parents to be present, you've got to spend more time in the moment with your kids.

You're only little for four years people. You only got 18 summers with them.

You only got four days with them before they grow up.

Someday they won't be your favorite person.

Wow, and we'll like you.

And Kristen's take on this always has been. It's just too much damn pressure like you're doing the best you can.

Exactly. The mom guilt is so real already and you really are trying to be present.

You understand the days are long, the years are short.

It goes by fast. You have to embrace every moment, but parenting's hard.

Kids are hard. And you also, you know, one side is telling you, it'd be there.

Be present. Enjoy every moment and the other side's telling you, take time for yourself.

Otherwise, you know, if you don't feel your own cup, you can't feel other people's cup.

And so you just get torn in these different directions and it's exhausting.

Well, karma through a cup right at the side of my head the other way.

So I have asked you guys knowing that Kristen gets annoyed by these.

I've asked you guys, look, if you see them online, please send them to me on Instagram or wherever,

right? And you have been and I come in here and I surprise Kristen with them just to annoy her.

So my kid is about to turn 16 years old.

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