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The Bert Show

Is Bert Right To Be Jealous Of His Friend’s Simple Life?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Is the grass always greener on the other side? Bert isn't sure how to feel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

All right, so I'm not exactly sure how to phrase this.

0:04.0

Usually when I come to the table to you guys, I want to be crystal clear on exactly what

0:08.3

I'm asking you for.

0:10.0

And in this case, I can't.

0:12.7

So help me out.

0:14.6

So this weekend I told you that I had my best friend in town.

0:19.1

This is my friend, John, that I've known since the seventh grade.

0:21.8

This is my brother right here, right?

0:25.9

And I have always sort of admired how, and I am not saying this in a negative way,

0:34.8

whatsoever.

0:35.8

I'm true admiration for how happy and simple his life is.

0:43.2

There's something to be said about simplicity.

0:46.3

For sure.

0:48.9

Mine has not been.

0:51.8

I don't know if it's because I'm evolving as a person or I am just getting older, but

0:58.8

when we were hanging out with each other this weekend, so he's playing an on retirement

1:03.0

in a couple of years also.

1:04.0

He's a teacher, been a teacher his entire life, right?

1:06.2

For the teacher.

1:07.2

I history.

1:08.2

And he's a damn good one.

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