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Is Bert In A Secret Competition With His Step-Daughter’s Dad?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Bert's in the middle of a secretive family competition! But is it one-sided?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Spurt Show.

0:02.0

So I think that I am involved in a hidden competition,

0:12.0

but the person that I'm competing with, I don't think they even know that we're competing.

0:17.0

Can it even be considered a competition if the other person doesn't even know if they have entered said competition?

0:24.0

All right, let me get into this. No, you don't think so. All right, hear me out.

0:27.0

Okay. First of all, this is centered and this is not the person I'm competing with,

0:33.0

which is I'm just going to call it my stepdaughter.

0:35.0

My fiance's daughter is eight years old.

0:39.0

Yeah, I just feel like she's my stepdaughter, right?

0:42.0

And as a sidebar, good, God almighty.

0:45.0

There is something about like, I'm not exactly sure how to say this, man.

0:53.0

You probably feel this with Jimmy right now. He's your first. This is, this would be my third, right?

0:58.0

I've got a 19 year old. I got a 15 year old.

1:00.0

But this girl, when she walks into a room for me, seriously like the joy I feel in my heart every time I look at her or talk to her,

1:11.0

it's almost like amazement.

1:14.0

Doesn't make any sense. It makes total sense.

1:17.0

They shift the energy in the room for better.

1:20.0

It's almost like I'm under some kind of eight year old girls.

1:25.0

Anything she says is entertaining to me.

1:28.0

Yeah.

1:29.0

And when she walks into a room, just the love I feel, the joy I feel, man, is it's big. It's large, right?

1:36.0

So this is centers around her.

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