La-Dangana,

La-Dang-la, oh-oh-oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Welcome to this program, friends. It's called Stan to Reason, and I'm Greg Kokel, your host.

And I had a chuckle a few moments ago. You know, when people go on stage to do a thing, like a performance, they generally say break a leg.

And sometimes if it's just like a radio show, they say, break a lip.

Except for Kyle just told me to break a tooth.

And I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that.

Oh, anyway, it's a nice way to start the broadcast here,

which is off Schedule 1 for me,

which means all open my calls today.

And glad to take those,

although I noticed that the sheaves of open my calls that

Amy usually hands me are getting less and less now we've got three of them which means

oh we've probably got 20 calls 15 calls in here but we're getting short so if you have something you have been dying to ask me or to

tell me to respond to, of any sort, give me a piece of your mind, and you can't make it to the show.

That is, you can't call in during our regular showtime, 855, 243-975. And that would be from, what, 4 until 6 p.m.

on Tuesdays. That's our regular live call-in time, Los Angeles time, by the way, Pacific.

You can't do that.

Well, you could just go to our website at any time you want.

Go to our homepage at STR.org.

Look under the podcast section.

And under live broadcast, you can leave your question.

You start your recording and share your question and try to keep it relatively short.

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