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Is Abby’s Mom Better At Flirting Than She Is?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Want to break the ice with dudes at the bar? Bring your MOM! Abby will tell you why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue, it was her go to flirting move. She allowed somebody else to borrow it,

0:07.7

that executed it better than she did. And that's heavy and her mom.

0:11.6

Yeah, I definitely can't go out without my mom anymore because I told her this thing

0:15.5

that I do every time I go out and try and get male attention. And I tell her that when

0:20.6

I do it, it works, but it always spins in like a way that it never ends well is what

0:26.0

I'm trying to say. Like I get the attention and I get them talking, but it never ends

0:30.7

quite how I want it to. So we've got to start working on your personality.

0:34.0

Exactly. Because they're bringing them in. Yes.

0:35.9

They're sampling. And then when they sample what they got, they turn away.

0:40.2

Well, they don't turn away. They eyes turn away because now I'm like turned off by them.

0:44.5

So I was like, Mom, why don't you try it and see if they're a little bit more respectful

0:47.6

towards an adult. So basically this, this flirting tactic that I use is if I see somebody

0:54.2

from across the room and I want to approach them, but I don't know what I want to say.

0:58.6

I'll look at them. I'll kind of see, hmm, what do I think their profession is? And then

1:02.6

I'll go over and I'll say exactly that. I'll walk over and I'll say, Hey, me, my friends

1:06.6

were over there. And we're all trying to guess like what's your jobs are? Can I guess?

1:11.7

And if I get it right, like one of you has to buy me a drink and they say yes, I like

1:16.1

the tactic. It's fun. Yeah, it's fun. It's like a game. It keeps and it's not like overly

1:20.3

flirty to where it's like, Hey, you doing come here often. So I go up and normally what

1:25.3

happens is I'll go up and I'll say, Okay, me, my friends, blah, blah, blah, blah, we're

1:29.0

going to guess your jobs. And what usually happens is that most guys say they don't have a

1:33.1

job. Honestly, that would be better at this point. They usually turn it dirty somehow and

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