Hello and Aaron Ryan. This week, Alyssa Master Monaco, Grace Parra, Megan Galey, and Francesca Fiorentini joined to tackle these tough questions.

What's the difference between a factory and a candy store? Can what happened in Iowa, please stay in Iowa? What half our collective

electability preoccupations rot? Which actor with a catchy nickname really deserves

to win the Oscar, J.Lo or Scargoe.

Plus, Hills will die on in a special break from political news,

we're calling Sanity Corner.

All of this on this week stuff has been happening.

First off we had the actual Super Bowl where a team that

definitely isn't from Kansas won. Then we had the Iowa caucuses which was

sort of like the Super Bowl if 92% of the people who played were white and the

game ended with the teams all trying to take the

Lombardi trophy home. We've also got Mitt's demeanor Romney with a surprise vote to convict the

president in the impeachment trial which doesn't actually matter because the president's

getting acquitted anyway and is now going to go completely bonkers.

And another Democratic debate on Friday.

But there was also President Trump's State of the Union on Tuesday night,

which was a dust devil of garbage and lies that Nancy Pelosi

was right to rip in half.

So to break down what was said, what was a lie, and what we should talk about when we talk

about Trump, I'm going to call my friend, former White House Deputy Chief of Staff under President

Obama and President of the 902-1-0 fan club, Alyssa. Hi, Aaron. I have a question for you. What is it? Okay, so how long do you think it'll be before rip it up like Nancy Pelosi will be a rap lyric and when that happens

How long after that do you think it'll be before MS. MSCs. A Ari Melber passes out.

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