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Ayran

Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Aaron Ryan.

This week, Alyssa Master Monaco, Rie Rie Tian, and Grace Parra investigate. Which Democratic presidential candidate has received the coveted Internet grifter endorsement?

Does your spice rack make you a bad person?

What is American dirt and why is everybody so mad about it?

And where is the respect for living single in this world of friends?

All that and more, starting right now.

Children. All that and more starting right now.

Children. They're great to see in playgrounds, they're jarring to see at bars,

and they're really annoying to see working at the highest levels of government.

Here to discuss the tantrum throwing little boys who are driving America off a cliff

is former White House Deputy Chief of Staff under President Obama and Birkenstock Goddess,

Alyssa Master Monaco.

Hello. Hey, Alyssa. Hey, Aaron. So I have a question for you. I am always ready for my weekly question. This is actually kind of germane to the news, unlike some of the questions that I've asked you, which are truly a waste of your time and everybody's time. Have you ever known somebody that you would call a Pompeo? I am lucky enough to say that in my life

there are not many people who I would call a Pompeo, but you know exactly what I

meant when I said a Pompeo like a man who Pompeo is a bratty dickhead a bratty Dickhead

Who's emotions are completely in control of him who believes that it's everybody's responsibility to manage his uncontrollability

rather than to control himself.

In a nutshell.

Yes, I mean that was a really verbose nutshell, but it's basically like a big fucking baby. A big

fucking baby. So, eh everything's so unfair to me. And like the thing that really

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