New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, straws, it's the money, you fucking gratitude.

Be mine, listen to me, I elaborate, daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

Now I'm not what you call a tough guy. Instead, I'm one like a guy who can handle himself.

So that's what you want to be.

Someone that can handle a situation, handle a dispute, de-escalate a scenario.

Oh yeah, I've been known to de-escalate the fuck out of a situation.

You don't even realize what I did to you until you get the fuck home.

Now as a licensed de-escalator, I can offer up one valuable tip.

If you ever enough fight with someone and you get hit, do not pop up and say,

is that all you got? Is that all you got?

Because if it is, you're good, you got this.

But if it isn't, why are you challenging this motherfucker to reach down deep?

Like you'd have seen the movie Rocky, or for your younger folks, creed.

You do not want to challenge someone to dig down deep because you said that's all you got.

And if that motherfucker pops up and says, is that all you got?

You say, yes, it is. And then you run like hell.

Because you know how much you got. And clearly, that shit wasn't good enough miles.

It wasn't fucking good enough miles. All you can do is give it all you got.

But in the end, if all you got isn't enough, you need an exit strategy.

You need to get the fuck out of there, miles.

Do you escalate that shit? Learn how to speak and talk your way out of shit.

Right. So you are licensed de-escalator.

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