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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2021

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Today JB Smoove and Miles ask you to stop fast forwarding through life. Today’s Quote: “It really is strange the way I work for success, but when I get there, cannot appreciate it. Only in retrospect can I begin to enjoy the moment and admit how great it was.” - Sarah Brightman (Keep Calm and Carry On Calendar, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws and some money to fuckin' grab it to you.

0:08.0

Be mine, listen to me I elaborate, daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

0:19.0

As you get older, it is your best damn interest to become more open-minded, more willing

0:26.0

to be open to try and shit. Shit that when you will younger, may you stay ill, that's nasty.

0:34.0

Shit, one of those days with the ill, that's nasty.

0:40.0

You need to be open to people turning you on to shit nowadays.

0:46.0

I love that phrase, turn you on. Cause that mean your ass has been off to try new things.

0:54.0

You know who's not open to shit? Fuckin' kids.

0:58.0

You try ordering a kid some shit like Eggful Young.

1:02.0

You buy Eggful Young for a kid, they will waste that shit.

1:05.0

They will waste some fuckin' miles, I'm telling you.

1:07.0

You fuckin' round and buy a kid some shit like Eggful Young,

1:11.0

which ain't the most attractive fuckin' meal on that menu.

1:15.0

You try ordering that shit for a kid.

1:18.0

They will waste that shit.

1:20.0

Got some fuckin' eggs and brown rice.

1:22.0

Kids love to play with the food they don't like, they play with that shit.

1:25.0

They're fuckin' round and make a science project out of that fuckin' Eggful Young.

1:29.0

See? Like a damn volcano.

1:32.0

You know, I remember back in the days, Miles, you make that fuckin' volcano.

1:35.0

And the fuckin' volcano come out the top of that bitch.

1:37.0

Like a science project or something.

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