Investigative Reports

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The Forde Report is out and has landed with all the impact of a feather in the febrile British media space. We discuss being right, what’s wrong, and what else. But first, we look at a new podcast that is teaching England’s prisoners about how to hustle a brand. If you’re looking for a UK strike fund to donate to, here’s one we’ve supported: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to this episode of TF.
0:16.3	Milo is back.
0:17.4	It's the free one.
0:18.4	Yep, you can see.
0:19.5	You can hear.
0:30.0	Milo is back. You can see, listeners, but I can fucking not. My eyes are so bad today. Oh my God. The conjunctiveitis is back.
0:40.0	Well, I don't think the listeners even knew it was there. Now they know. I went on holiday and my conjunctiveitis came back while I was still on the conjunctivitis medication.
0:43.2	Folks, you love to see it or not see it in my case.
0:49.2	Well, let's everybody get our prayers up for Milo and his fabulous eyes.
0:52.3	Trash Future, the podcast that on average cannot see good.
0:59.7	Yeah, that's right. It is also, of course, Riley, Alice and Hussein, who have been here the whole time, not swanning about on holiday. What I can only assume is Butland's Blackpool.
1:07.8	That's right, yeah. I was at Butlin's Newcastle-under-Lyme. Yeah, seeing a little
1:13.8	pop show. Never should have smoked that shit. Now I'm at the Butland in Ulan Bata. That's right.
1:19.3	The Butlins and Ulan Bata is actually a great place to go out. Yeah, absolutely. Well, it's, it's,
1:24.6	well, Heidi High means something very rude in Mongolia. It became quite disconnected from the broader Butland's chain, and now it's sort of
1:31.3	quite, it's quite adult, I would say.
1:34.3	Well, now it's a pontons.
1:36.3	The only center parks I can afford to go to is the one in Oostk-Minnigorsk, Kazakhstan.
1:43.3	So, hi,
1:44.5	hi everyone.
1:45.4	Look, we had a lot of stuff to talk about last week.
1:48.3	And we know we didn't get to talk about.
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