Hey, tinys, it's Sophie and Melissa here, and we have to tell you about a brand new podcast

from Jamport that we are absolutely obsessed with. Honestly, guys, we haven't stopped talking

about it. It's called Write Me Dirty and it's hosted by Catherine Ryan, who we love. Each week,

Catherine is joined by two very funny guests and she gives them a totally ridiculous scenario.

And from that, they have to write an erotic story about each other

before reading it out loud. It's chaotic, it's awkward but mostly it's just so funny. I was

crying with laughter when I listened to it. And Catherine's right there in the middle of it,

listening to each story, judging the chaos and then crowning her favourite as the erotica champion.

So if you want something naughty, outrageous and totally

addictive, check out Write Me Dirty. New episodes out every Thursday. And here is a little tiny

snippet of what you can expect. Enjoy. Hello, I'm Catherine Ryan and I've got two guests

today who are so excited to write me a dirty story, all with the hopes of winning a pen.

And this week, my two seductive scribes are Stevie Martin and Fatia Elgore.

Welcome, girls.

How do you feel about being called girls?

That felt I don't mind.

Very regressive.

I prefer lades. Girls. Ladies and lads. I prefer brav.

You actually do.

Labes. Labes. Ladies.

You and I, Fatia, have known each other, I think, for quite a long time now.

Correct. And Stevie, I know of your work, very talented comedian, but this is our first time meeting,

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