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The Amelia Project

Introducing The Ballad of Anne & Mary (with Amelia sketch!)

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Today, in between regular episodes, we're playing the first episode of The Ballad of Anne & Mary and introducing it with a brand new Amelia sketch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello it's Pip and today we'd like to introduce you to another one of our favourite audio

0:05.3

dramas. In fact today's recommendation has been one of my top discoveries this year,

0:09.6

but first let's check in with what's going on at the Amelia offices.

0:17.4

Good afternoon.

0:18.4

Hi Bucco.

0:20.8

What? Never mind. I need some input on the Stockholm disappearance.

0:25.2

Hi.

0:27.2

Uh, it's about Mrs. Ailerborg. She has suddenly decided the Volvo isn't good enough for her

0:33.2

and wants a BMW instead. When I told her she couldn't have a BMW since

0:38.7

Alvatoray has already rebuilt the V60, she threatened to expose us.

0:43.6

Blue me down. The Scallywag is trying to hone swallow us. Hold on to your doubloons.

0:50.8

What?

0:51.4

By thunder, there's only one thing to do. We give her the black spot.

0:57.1

I, that'll make that scurvy dog follow the cart I reckon.

1:01.6

Uh, you suggest what?

1:04.9

We leave her black spot it. I have said my piece now heave ho.

1:10.0

Black spotted, what does that mean?

1:12.4

Oh, before you go, pour me some drogglass and do it smartly. I'm planning to get loaded to the

1:19.2

gunnels today. Loaded to the, huh? Come here, me beauty. Listen, I won't suffer any landlubbers

1:28.4

or village rats this morning. Today is a national holiday.

1:33.7

I don't think it is a national holiday and you better start speaking normally because you have

1:38.8

a client at one o'clock. Send that son of a biscuit eater down the gangway.

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