Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show 00:00:00 Introduction 02:15:23 Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00 Fisting Poetry 11:57:07 Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02 Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13 Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19 Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13 New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday January 11th, 2024 coming up on the program today, introducing
0:05.9	the Maya Angelou of Fisting. Plus, Lucifer comes out as African American, threatening to
0:11.5	Sue Taco Bell because you blew up your own microwave, and
0:14.9	holding in Asgas could end up producing mouth farts.
0:18.8	All coming up today. You don't own me, you don't own me, you're fassard.
0:25.0	You fucking ass-hull!
0:28.0	You want to suck my pussy.
0:34.0	Well, let me suck your dick.
0:38.0	Suck your dick, fastest bitch.
0:41.0	Who I want to get your weena in my ass.
0:45.0	Well, I've got your fucking cock,
0:49.0	and it's in my twant good. I'm not going to give it up you piece of shit you can't own me
0:58.6	like you have
1:00.6	just start thinking that little pussy juice and maybe I'll take that plit.
1:08.0	Put it on your face, bastard.
1:12.0	Put it on your mind! fake bastard Oh, give me off right now.
1:24.0	Let me tell you how I take the yams.
1:28.0	Why stick it up my Granny's ass!
1:31.0	She's a real, real nice Granny.
1:35.0	When I never touch on snatch,
1:39.0	because she's my Granny, when I love her ass, oh I take those Belgian waffles, oh I smear it off her crack,
1:51.4	and I put it up her butt hole because I love those Belgian waffles.
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