How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Urine

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:20 Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06 Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22 Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21 Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17 Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Tuesday, January 16, 2024, coming up on the program today, a crab outbreak
0:06.7	at the Disabled Kids Summer Camp. Plus, we learned some disturbing sex details about one of our favorite utards.
0:13.6	Trying to pass a drug test with dog piss,
0:16.1	and partially removing a human nipple
0:18.0	will get you two years in jail.
0:24.0	Distorted View Daily Daily proudly presents Sister Cindy preaching to college students.
0:30.0	If you buy her one margarita, she will spread her legs.
0:37.0	If you buy her two margaritas, she will pounce right on your penis.
0:49.0	After three margaritas, she will grab your penis and put it in her mouth.
0:59.0	Yeah! She will grab your penis and ram it right up her aes.
1:17.0	Yeah!
1:18.0	What happens after 1.
1:21.0	2 3 4.5! One two three four five
1:25.0	He will strap it on and take you.
1:29.0	It's the distorted view show with Tim Hansen.
1:37.0	A lot of the hot liquid poo just went out all at once.
1:41.0	Stuffed my fucking asshole. That's it. Stuffed my fucking asshole.
1:43.3	That's it.
1:44.1	Stuffed the fucking shit box.
1:45.9	Oh, a pussy.
1:47.4	I just want to say.
1:49.6	How dare you?
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