Hey guys, it's comedian Eliza Schlesinger and I'm so excited to share my brand new podcast,

Ask Eliza Anything.

It's a show about home renovations, kidding.

It's a podcast where I give you my take on your questions.

My take on what you think.

We all want answers.

Sometimes to expand our minds, sometimes to confirm our own justified thoughts or insanity

or hate, you might just like the sound of my voice.

I don't want to be recognized or localized or anything.

It's a life advice slash discussion podcast where I answer your burning questions.

How do you deal with the struggle of disappointment?

It's a pretty open and new question.

What's the right thing to say when someone knocks on a public bathroom stall and you're

still inside taking a Jurassic dump?

And I also respond to your queries such as, what's your worst show and who are your celebrity

crushes, Tom Hardy?

The more specific your question is, the more likely it is, we will choose to answer it.

That's right, we call from all forms of social media, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and

Forenster.

Don't be a gross out.

Don't ask me about your butthole or waste our time asking me if a tree falls in a forest.

The answer is, see a doctor, get some manners and yeah, it makes a sound there.

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