Introducing Alvina's First Christmas

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Music stands. Music stands. Music stands.
0:02.8	Stop it! Stop it!
0:04.8	Oh, oh, oh!
0:05.8	Christmas is possibly the busiest time of the year for the Amelia Project.
0:10.4	Well, if you haven't noticed, it's the 24th of December.
0:13.0	We have a death-to-feigh on Boxing Day.
0:14.8	And before then, there are a thousand things to get in order.
0:17.4	Like the Pogo sticks, the music stands, the starting pistol.
0:20.0	The blood bags, the gunpowder, the dental records, the toes.
0:22.6	The replacement corpse and my coco.
0:24.6	We have made a full-length bonus episode called Alvinas First Christmas.
0:29.2	Whether a report says it's going to be freezing in Diggle on Boxing Day
0:32.0	and I need the coco to stay warm.
0:34.0	It features Alvina, of course, in the year she first starts working at the company.
0:39.0	I gave him from the moment I started working here until today.
0:42.4	That's 11 months.
0:44.8	And her colleagues, Amelia Coslovsky, the interviewer and even Walter,
0:49.0	from the mall.
0:50.0	Just the absolutely still and pretend to be a corpse.
0:52.6	What have I thought?
0:53.6	Alvinas First Christmas will be released tomorrow
0:56.2	for both Indiegogo backers and for Patreon supporters.
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