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Today's episode is dedicated to Patricia Bourne-Vagna,

who has been a regular patron for a while,

and recently, up their pledge to become a super patron,

for which we are very grateful.

Patricia's fake death will involve a lawnmower,

sawdust, chopsticks, and two gallons of beetroot smoothie.

Thank you, Patricia, and we hope you enjoy your new life

as a biscuit maker in San Marino.

So, Coslovsky was a specialist in monster prosthetics

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