This is Steve Allen's A Little Bit Extra, leading Britain's conversation.

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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

It's Monday, May the 9th, which is lovely.

It's nice to have your company.

I trust you had a good weekend.

Weather was fantastic.

Weather was really good.

I'm not particularly into sort of good weather, as you know.

I'd rather it rained most of the time.

Keep this blasted Sahara sand off.

Which, I'm still getting on the car.

I don't know why, but I paid my VAT yesterday.

I feel like I'm a good boy.

And doctor's tomorrow.

So at the moment, we're all coping.

They had the BAFTAs over the weekend as well.

And, you know, the good, the great and the Zedlist lot turned up.

And, you know, the usual sort of posy, posy pictures, boobs out, you know.

Spread your skirt apart so we can see the legs.

It's all a bit embarrassing, really, actually.

I'm surprised nobody's complained about it before.

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