This is Revelations Radio News with Andrew Hoffman and Tim Kilkenny on the Revelations Radio Network.

Podcasting to you from the stormy forest of Meadowdale, Washington, where I, for one, am happy that Bill Gates' marriage is unhappy.

I'm one of your hosts, and my name is Tim Kilkenny.

I'm from Cascad Locks, Oregon, where it is recently cloudy, but previously sunny.

I'm Andrew Hoffman.

And from the sunny climbs of Western Japan, I am your third co-host in this three-legged stool, James Corbett of Corbett Report.com,

and I'm going to hijack your guys' show right off the top to issue my heartfelt apology

because I feel like the serpent in the garden, I have

stolen your innocence when it comes to your usual intro banter about the weather in the Pacific

Northwest.

I realize now that was such a mistake for me to call you out on that last time I was on your guys'

this program because now, as a listener, I'm sitting here listening week after week and hats off to

you guys for doing a weekly program now but I'm sitting here listening to it week after week and it

always there's always that uncomfortable part where you're trying not to talk about the weather but

I know you want to go for it and now I have to as a listener, I'm kind of waiting for it, too.

So I'm sorry for having stolen that innocence from you. You guys should absolutely tell us all

about the Pacific Northwest weather every single program.

You know, and we did hear from other people who were like, no, we like the random Northwest

weather chat. So, hey, you know.

Oh, man. Anyway, so on that note, I should say this, like, out loud, because we're all doing

a show together. And in case there's some sort of weird break in the show, I got rain here in, like,

a significant amount.

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