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Insurrection Barbie and the Plains of Meggido

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Canon Press

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Now with this literalist hermeneutic, it was natural that dispensationalists would interpret the many passages in the Old Testament that prophesied a glorious future for Israel as being about the literal nation of physical Israel (“literal unless absurd”)...And so this is one of the central reasons why evangelicals tend to have a default setting in support of Israel. However and whenever the world ends, Israel is going to be right in there, and very much a part of it.

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Insurrection Barbie in the Plains in McGeto, March 11th, 2026.

0:12.3

Introduction. It is getting to the point where you can't really tell the players without a scorecard.

0:17.6

There are so many things going on, and all at the same time, and various theologies

0:21.7

are woven in and out of them, and then the internet circulates all of these items at a high

0:26.4

rate of speed, a sort of a moron collider, if you will. If today's post meander somewhat,

0:31.6

I am sure you will be most understanding. Some background. The Iranian regime, currently on

0:36.3

its heels, is governed by Shia theology and by a

0:39.4

particular subset of that theology to boot. Most Muslim countries are Sunni Muslim, but this Shia state

0:45.0

is distinguished by its teaching that, after the time of Muhammad, there were 12 imams in succession.

0:50.5

The last of whom was born in the 9th century A.D. and who was spirited away by God and is still

0:55.5

alive somewhere. His name is Mohammed Ibn al-Hassan, and he will come back at the end of days,

1:01.5

along with Jesus Christ, leading up to Judgment Day. In the meantime, certain democratic

1:06.0

lawmakers are concerned about the impact of another set of theological emphasis in our armed forces.

1:11.1

A couple of dozen congressmen have asked the Department of War to conduct an investigation

1:15.3

into whether any of our troops were being told by their leaders that Donald Trump had been

1:19.8

commissioned by God to go ahead and light the Armageddon fuse. In addition, recent comments

1:24.2

made by various administration officials like Mike Hacabee say have indicated that

1:28.8

they believe that the very existence of the state of Israel is grounded in the promise of the land

1:33.4

that God gave to Abraham in Genesis 15. It is quite true that many evangelicals in North America

1:38.8

believe that the formation of the modern nation's state of Israel in 1948 was a fulfillment of biblical prophecy, and

1:46.0

that it started the end times clock ticking again. And to make everything a little bit more

1:50.3

festive, an older video from a few years back shows Pete Hegeseth talking about the building of the

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