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This is Top Flight Time Machine! I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, Papa, Papa!

I am Sam Nifty Delaney, so well!

Welcome along to the Friday episode, it's the weekend.

Lying ahead of us for me, that means fucking wall the wall, snooker on the telly.

It's a bank holiday weekend as well, so we all get Monday off.

Kids are off school, that's nice.

I mean, I don't mind a bank holiday when there's something to do, but their weather's going to be rubbish, right?

Yeah, because I was thinking of booking a pub lunch, but I've done that a couple of times recently,

and you need it to be pretty warm, because if not the whole thing is quite uncomfortable.

You're sitting there trying to have a nice time, because you've missed kind of the conviviality of being in that sort of situation.

But within turning minutes, you're just freezing your tits off.

Yeah, I'm pretending to smile, but really you just want to go home and watch the telly,

and your pajamas like you have done for the last fucking 18 months.

I saw somebody off, follow her on Instagram, and she'd tick and a bag with her to the pub,

which had a hot water bottle in it.

I think that went inside her coat. That's a good idea.

That's the way, if you are going to do it, that's what you've got to do it,

but you know, it could be raining or anything on Monday, according to my window app.

I also saw a local pub, someone had done a picture on Instagram,

and they were having a nice supposedly outdoor drink,

obviously this pub would just put a massive fucking marquee up in the car park,

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