Hello!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Curly Wiselle and by the time you listen to this, I will be in Walt Disney World.

I cannot wait my suitcases packed, which for me means that there is a bunch of stuff inside

of an antibund, just stuff around it, like a little moat of things I cannot forget,

such as snacks and shoes and things I hope to shove in the last minute.

But it's fine, because it's been a wild week over here at Varym using HQ.

As anyone who follows me on social media knows, I threw a pass over Saturday night, the

first time I've ever done it, and it was a lot.

It was really a lot of mad respect to any adult who does that, because it was always something

someone in the family did.

I never did it, and now that I did it, oh my god!

Do you know that it takes about two days to cook a brisket well?

Because I did not, and I'm never doing it again.

But there was one huge highlight beyond having friends and family over to celebrate the

Juicy Holiday, which was that my friend Amy, who runs a TikTok account called Estate

Sale Freaks.

Some of you might have heard of it.

I think it's like pretty big, unticked talk, but Amy brought me, I'm looking at it right

now, I'm holding it, oh my god.

It is that kind of like Roman Coliseum candle holder with a little bust of Miss Piggy and

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