The Dow, the Dow right now is over, the Dow is over $50,000.

I don't know why you're laughing.

You're a great stock trader, as I hear Raskin.

The Dow is over $50,000 right now.

We should be talking about, what does a Dow have to do with anything?

That's what they just asked.

Are you kidding mr

jordan am i mr jordan committee will be in order hello and welcome to this week's episode of

trump trolls some guy named Donald this is a show where we take it as our very serious mission to mock mercilessly, relentlessly,

and in a way that is, quite frankly, well-deserved, that guy and everybody else in his orbit.

Today we are taking a look back at week 56.

Yes, indeed, week 56, because somehow we have survived 390 days since the darkest day, also known as an Argueation Day. What Donald

continues egregiously to call the Golden Age of America.

I did not know that Golden was a synonym for really shitty.

Anyway, it doesn't feel gold-plated.

Let's put it that way.

Instead, it actually feels like hijackers have taken over the plane that is America

and are flying us deliberately or because of their egregious incompetence straight into the mountain.

Because here's the thing. They are very dangerous. But again, very deserving of ridicule.

And their Achilles heel is their inability to have a sense of humor about themselves.

That's why we're here to have a sense of humor about them.

So let's dive it.

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