Today's new book Paper Boy. To order time for the Howie Car Show.

99% of the continental US will see at least a partial solar eclipse this afternoon.

Solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant.

It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.

Totality, as they call it, will last at least three minutes. That is enough time to listen to a good chunk of

total eclipse of the heart or total eclipse of the fart.

Live from the Matthews Brothers studios. But there is this narrative being pushed out there a little bit

that the years prior to President Biden's administration were better for the economy.

You couldn't buy toilet paper sometimes?

He's a comfort hoarder.

As soon as he takes the oath, he would say now,

I'm the king of the fucking world. I'm the king of the world.

It's fairly unlikely.

I know it because I know what mental illness looks like.

Yes, that is accurate.

Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's...

How a car? car.

It was a no good, very bad day Saturday for the Kool-Aid cult up in Burlington at the meeting of the Republican State Committee.

The knuckleheads were repulsed on almost every vote.

They took out Ron Kaufman, who's kind of stayed too long at the fair.

He's the he was the is the Republican National Committee man goes back to Ronald Reagan days and George H. W. Bush days.

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