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The deals are endless. Oh my God, there's an eclipse happening and it's getting dark.

Thank goodness that I have headlight to come on all by themselves because if they didn't,

I don't know what I do.

A new poll indicates a majority of Americans are opposed to squatters in the White House.

Hey Howie, I sold her clips's Mother Nature's way of saying she hates Joe Biden too.

After I drove electric 18 wheelers to mock my... Boom! ships up and down the East Coast and after that I worked at a Boeing factory with

Rosie the Riveter.

Howie the Sun is disappearing. This is Donald Trump written all over it.

Howie, you should definitely use that invitation for the M. Staling-Cocca celebration.

I heard it's going to be all-you-can-eat Belgian Endive.

I think this whole eclipse thing... I heard it's going to be all you can eat Belgian Endive.

I think this whole eclipse thing is just deployed by big astronomy to sell those goofy looking

glasses.

And the real reason 13 plus million illegals are here was so they could get a better view of today's solar eclipse.

Terrific, this dragon about to eat the sun.

I'm pretty sure this wouldn't happen if President Trump was still in office.

Remember, elections have consequences.

That was your last Trump line message.

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