If you think talking about finances in general is hard, try talking to your parents about money.

What you don't want to do is like, do you have any money, what's going on?

You don't want to come at them in a more adversarial way.

Or, as I said, you don't want to come out like you're now the parent.

What to do about the ups and downs of your 401k?

If you or someone you care about plans to retire soon, that's on the next explain it to me.

New episodes every Sunday morning. Today's number. 0.13%. That's Chick-fil-A's acceptance rate for new franchise each year. In other

words, Chick-fil-A has a lower acceptance rate than Stanford, Google, and the Secret Service.

Speaking of school, I got the best blowjob of my life in junior high school. I love being a teacher.

That has almost nothing to do with Chick-fil-A.

I couldn't find a Chick-fil-A joke, Ed.

Ed, how are you? Now it's time for banter between me and you. What's going on?

I'm very well, Scott. How's Mexico?

It's wonderful. The light's beautiful. I love the food here. I think I could live in Mexico.

I'm not sure everything is like a six-star resort in Cabo in Mexico, but I love Mexico. I think it's the best. I think Mexico is the best

place to vacation in the world. It looks very beautiful. Your background. I'm jealous. One thing I

would love to get your reaction to, because we've been getting all these questions from our listeners.

Did you see your shout out on John Stewart? Oh, where he mocked me.

Yeah.

Social justice issues and take a back seat when your son is in the basement vaping and playing

video games and can't find a job.

I feel like that last guy was really venting more about his son.

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