If you think talking about finances in general is hard, try talking to your parents about money.

What you don't want to do is like, do you have any money, what's going on?

You don't want to come at them in a more adversarial way.

Or, as I said, you don't want to come out like you're now the parent.

What to do about the ups and downs of your 401k?

If you or someone you care about plans to retire soon, that's on the next explain it to me.

New episodes every Sunday morning.

Today's number 80,000.

That's how many pounds of butter costco were called last month after

forgetting to add milk to the ingredient list true fuck so what happens you drink all this tequila

seriously today's number 80,000 that's how many pounds of butter Costco were called last month

after forgetting to add milk to the ingredient list.

Today's number 80,000. That's how many pounds of butter Costco recalled last month after forgetting

to add milk to the ingredient list. True story, Ed. One day my mom caught me masturbating in the bathtub.

I thought she'd be mad at, but instead, she'd just stop buying margarine.

I'm not even sure what that means. How are you, Ed? How are you?

I'm very well. We finally got there.

Took a while. It seems like you had a pretty big night last night, no?

Oh my gosh. I do some meme dropping, so do you have a posse of friends that you can just call, text at any moment.

Like, what are you doing? Let's grab a drink.

I'd like to think, sir, yeah.

Yeah, so I'd like to think so.

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