Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic.

Ourselves.

Hello, I'm Chelsea and I am the cute one.

And I am Donnie and I am the cute one.

Happy spooky season, cuties.

Oh, happy spooky season. My favorite time of year.

I know. There's a Christmas in the air.

I sat down and there's a spider web just all over my desk for no reason. I decorated for you. I was telling you, I feel like I'm living next to Miss Tillman from Desperate Housewives and she's just fucking with me in small ways. If I lived on your block, I would be your Mrs. Tillman.

And not even to, like, get you to choke me in front of the police, just for fun.

Just for funzies. Yeah. I think I would almost feel better if I knew that you were my Mrs. Tillman down the street. But instead, I just have strange happenings happening. Oh, you are a witch. Every witch needs a ghost. That's what they say. Every witch needs a ghost. Boo, bitch. And speaking of boo bitch. Did you see that movie, Boo bitch? No. Or maybe it was a limited series. It was on Netflix, I think. It was good. It's about a high school girl that dies. And then I forget the rest. So maybe it wasn't that good. But I loved it. Had the time of my life. Boo bitch. You either loved it or you loved the title. Oh, I did love it. Okay. Well, we're not here to cover Boobish today.

We're here to cover innocent blood. We are. Oh, no. You were being real hush-hush in our chat and I had my suspicions about what you thought about this movie. No, I loved that. You did? Yeah, I had a ball. I was so excited. Okay, I was really nervous because the lead is a short-haired woman, so I was uncertain.

It was. I loved it. You did? Yeah, I had a ball. I'm so excited. Okay, I was really nervous because the lead is a short-haired woman, so I was uncertain. I was also uncertain. And then besides the short-haired woman and a camea that I was thrilled about, we really only have a male cast here, which you know I also hate. As you should. Thank you. How feminist of you. This movie is a weird mix and obviously we'll get into it, but it's like kind of a mobster movie, kind of a monster movie, but mostly it's just about a woman fucking up the lives of men, which I can always get down for. Yeah, it was thrilling. Let's jump in. So this movie, despite what I said last week, did not come out in the 70s. It came out on September 25th, 1992. It was a Friday. End of the road by Boys to Men was at the top of the U.S. music charts, with the top three box office spots going to the last of the Mohicans, sneakers, and Captain Ron. I am so programmed by Vanessa Hodgins. I just heard the word sneakers and got excited.

And then I had to tell myself, like, oh, no, you're not excited about this movie. You just love that word now. Yeah. I don't know if Vanessa Ann Hudgens was even born by this time, 1992. Maybe not. Maybe she was conceived during this film. Oh, in the back of the theater during sneakers. That's why when she popped out. She said basically what we're going to do is dance. Oh, I'm mentoring innocent

blood, but perhaps sneakers. That's why when she popped out, she said basically what we're going to do is dance.

Oh, I'm mentoring innocent blood, but perhaps sneakers.

Maybe.

Also on this day, the Mars Observer launched from a space shuttle.

And because it's been a while since I've led one of these episodes, just another fact to wet your whistle.

The top 10 baby names for 1992 were Ashley, Jessica, Amanda, Brittany, Sarah, Michael, Chris, Tofer, Matthew, Joshua, Andrew, which I think is more than 10. That was 11, but it came right from the source of what happened on this day.com.

That's AI's help, I bet. If I had to remove one, I would suspect Tofer, For sure. I bet someone named Tofer made that list. And I'm shocked Lauren

Lauren didn't make the cut. Yeah. I feel like I always had a Lauren B, a Lauren C, a Lauren G. Interesting.

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