Injured While Walking
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
Audacy
4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Injured while walking. It doesn't get the same glory as an injury while, you know, jet skiing or when people fall off a mountain because of snowboarding, those are cool injuries. And then there's the ones that don't necessarily sound cool because they go, what were you doing? You go, I was walking. And now I'm in the hospital. But it's happening more and more now. And I assume there's probably two main reasons why. I would say probably e-bikes, a big reason why. I think a lot of, I mean, at least I see people that are on the e-bikes and e- scoototers they don't really stay on the road they'll just go on the sidewalk so i'm sure they're smashing into people that are walking but then also i think that the fact that most people now are doing a lot of phone conversations on face time they're not yeah they get really distracted yeah i think so i think a lot of times people and i know know that I've come very close. It was a few times. |
| 1:11.1 | You're talking about you fell, fall in the hall. |
| 1:13.3 | Fall in the hall was, yes, that was me falling while walking. |
| 1:16.7 | That's true. |
| 1:17.3 | Tried to hold a door. |
| 1:18.1 | Tried to be chivalrous for Jake. |
| 1:20.1 | Because, you know, I thought he was a lady with his big man boobs. |
| 1:22.6 | But sadly, I fell over. |
| 1:24.7 | That is not the biggest injury, though. We've got a lot of people on the phone that claim that they were just walking, something we all do. It's very easy. Once you're, everyone, what do you learn to walk when you're two years old? Yeah, I was two, and then you fall a lot, but usually that's when you kind of practice and you realize you bounce back up. And then you walk for the rest of your life. The idea that you get these major injuries just by walking is crazy. |
| 1:45.2 | And I'm not talking about spraining your ankle, but these are people that are falling into stuff, walking into things. |
| 1:50.3 | No one's paying attention anymore. |
| 1:52.6 | So it's wild. |
| 1:53.5 | We say, good morning to Matthew. |
| 1:55.2 | We'll make our way up and down the phones, 8005-20-1067. |
| 1:57.9 | Matthew, what happened to you? |
| 1:59.6 | Good morning, guys. |
| 2:00.6 | Sweet-divins. 5201067. Matthew, what happened to you? Good morning, guys. Sweet dividends. So I was working at night as a utility worker, so I was working on the power lines. We were working underground. And so we opened up the manhole. Actually, I don't know if we're allowed to call it manholes anymore. Utility holes. So the utility hole was open. And there was no safety. Well. We can't call you. We can't call the manholes anymore because of what? Gender bias or? I guess. You know, it's 2026. You know, I'm. Oh, Johnny gets all hard when we say manhole. I do. Careful, boys. All right. Stop saying manhole. Johnny's He's too turned on now. It's a utility hole. Get it right. Okay, go ahead. So what happened? So we didn't have safety set up around it. And it's dark and I'm walking. I fall down the man or the utility hole. And I scrape myself up and that's's how that happened so you didn't see it and |
| 2:52.5 | you walked and fell right into it and how deep was that drop into the man utility hole I fell into |
| 2:58.5 | up until my arms because I caught myself with my arms I just scraped up my my my leg really |
| 3:04.2 | badly I have a battle scar but, but that's about it. |
| 3:43.4 | I know people that will not walk over great, like street, great sidewalks because they're terrified that they're just going to collapse on. Well, we just said a story about the lady who died. Yeah, she fell into, was that a manhole. That was a manhole. It was a bad hole. They didn't call a utility hole in the article. They said manhole. Yeah. So we're going to keep that alive, man. That's a manhole. We say, good morning now to, how am I supposed to pronounce this name, guys? They put in, why would you... Soshi. I'm going to tell you right now how they've written the name for me to pronounce for our next caller. X-O-C-H possibly do with that that's literally how you spell it yeah ex o chi welcome to k rock good morning hi how are you |
| 3:50.6 | how are you doing welcome it's sochi it's sochi okay okay so you spell it like i would say it |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 23 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

