Is Kurt Russell the guy from Felicity?

Sure.

merch update.

We are available for weddings.

We are, apparently.

This is your idea, but I don't dislike it? Yeah. I don't know if it's feasible. You just don't know that's... Yeah. Oh, I definitely don't know if it's feasible. That's most of our ideas aren't feasible. That's true. We're like, we should have guests. That's not necessarily feasible. Right. It also concerns me that if we do weddings, which, all right, so before we get to my concerns, let's get to the general crux of it, is that we want to emcee weddings and basically, like, put on a little stand-up act. Yeah. And this little back-and-forth banter between me and you, like this podcast. Instead of the stupid shit that you get where like some guy named fucking like Dave is everybody

stand up right he's like okay now this is the part with the bride and like oh ray

Ramano well yeah where he's like okay everybody now we're gonna do the thing no no oh go

grandma I'm sorry I didn't know that wasn't Grandma. Your mother looks old. I disrespect most women, including my wife.

And now it's dinner. It's lemon pepper chicken.

If you had the vegetarian option, I'm sorry.

It's still lemon pepper chicken. And for dessert, it's going to be a nice lemon dish with pepper and chicken on the side.

This is based on a stand-up.

So this would be the wedding.

This would be the wedding.

If you lovely brides and grooms will hire us. This can be what you expect.

It would be cool if we are like, all right, now give it up for the maid of honor and her fucking boyfriend.

Welcome, like, Cindy and Jeff.

And, like, everyone's clapping.

It was like, and give it up for me, Ray Romano.

And then you, like you started clapping and then...

So basically we want to do that.

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