Do people, like, really use lotion when they jerk off? I don't need to. Just... Yeah. Just go for it. But... Be over in 20 seconds anyway. Launch. Triggered on a Friday, Pete. Yeah? Yes. You're definitely triggered by Justin Bieber beber because of fucking you because of you like

you you so this is not all my doing let's start with a fight all right so beber came out with a

new song i knew that it was coming out today but one of my friends who's huge into beaver text me was

like it's out it's dope it's amazing so i'd know so the first thing i'd heard was this song's great

so i listened to it and i was like heard was, this song's great. So I listened to it, and I was like, you know what?

This song bangs.

And I tweeted that I liked the song.

I tweeted, actually I tweeted, Beber and Blood Pop Poof the Flambay on this one.

And then I posted a gif of, did you see, you know what that is?

I saw the Fresh Prince getting basically let on fire in his kitchen. Because he tries to poof the flambay. this one and then I posted a gif of did you see you know what that is yeah the fresh prince

getting basically let on fire yes when he try because he tries to poof the flambay and I see like

burns the kitchen down yeah there's a fire it's just a completely he completely burns it down I

think that pretty much uh Zach Efron's character in Baywatch is based a lot of ways off of Will Smith in Fresh Prince. Because it's like, we trust this guy's a good guy. He fucks everything up, though. Yeah, pretty much. Although. And they're like good athletes. Yeah. Will Smith, great at basketball. That's true. That's true. That's right. That's true. And both fashion, because Zach Ephron looks great in Baywatch.

And Will Smith turns his jacket and set out at school, because it's got that fun lining.

So I tweeted that they poof the flambay.

I thought it was a cool thing.

And someone immediately responded and said that Ria from Barstool, it was like, uh, uh, it was like, Ria, like, Ria disagrees. So I looked at it and her tweet was like, just because Justin Bieber comes out with a song, doesn't mean we all have to say it's amazing.

And then I was going to respond, but I don't know her, so I just kind of left alone. I mean, before we go any further, like Ria from Barstool, Ria, the Inter, I don't know if she's an intern anymore, but like, Ria is not like a go-to music source or music critic. Okay. Just because Ria doesn't like something. So, no, but I saw that and I was gonna like, because I, I'm a dick when it comes to music on Twitter. But all I'm saying is that, like, somebody responding with, like, Ria disagrees. Oh, right. It's like, you got put in your place. No, so, like, I saw that and I respected, I respected the take. I was going to respond and be like, well, actually, but that would be a dick thing because I don't know. It's very snobby. Right. And I would have come off as a music snub. So I was like, all right, that's fine. So I click back to my timeline. And there's like seven different people who are tweeting this exact same thing of like, every time Bieber comes out with the song, we just assume it's great. Are we ever going to consider

whether or not it's great

are we ever going to consider whether or not it's a good song so then i saw fidelberg like 10 minutes

later fidelberg tweeted the new beber and he tweeted thumbs down and you tweeted that exact same thing

and i said that's it and i trust that you guys all came to this conclusion independently.

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