Indictment Number FORE!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.
0:06.6	The number four, it is a mythological number, a number with a huge meaning through history.
0:11.4	In the taro, the number four is the card of the emperor.
0:15.1	They're called Trump Digital Trading Cards.
0:17.8	Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me.
0:23.2	I don't know if that's an amazing prize. The emperor represents material goods and worldly authority.
0:29.0	Of course, reversed. It means immaturity. Hey, look, it's the same guy. But what are terror cards?
0:35.4	Just some made-up bullshit that low-rent con men use on rubs and idiots.
0:40.3	You know how Trump became president.
0:43.3	Four indictments.
0:45.3	Four.
0:46.3	Four.
0:47.3	Yes, four.
0:50.3	As Trump to get, how to get the insurrectionistream.
0:56.7	Four.
0:57.6	For a president of the United States.
1:00.1	Four for 45.
1:01.8	This foul fat fool found out after he fucked around.
1:04.8	Felonies.
1:05.6	Ninety one.
1:06.3	Do you get that?
1:07.2	Trump has now been charged with 91 felonies.
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