There's something irresistible about the Christmas season's corny music that just like a snowball thrown at a rich guy's top hat deserves a little jingle jangle.

Today we continue our holiday tradition of presenting strange and

twisted Christmas music we think you're just gonna love. Joining us is our pal Mani Petty

for a live incredibly strange Christmas music session where Mani helps us parody some rotten

Christmas songs. Fauster joins in on the act with a campy cover of our personal favorite May West holiday

classic, Put the Lute in the Boot Santa.

Plus a Catholic bishop makes children scream with his shocking statement on Santa.

Have no fear, La Bafana, the Italian Christmas witch, who torments all children, is usually just a dude-in-drag.

And more folks are dressing up as sexy Santas than ever.

I'm Faustafernos.

I'm Mark Filian.

And this is Feast of Fun.

The Fine. I just ate too much for Christmas. There's not one more thing I need my

There's not one more thing I need.

I just ate my weight in chocolates

and a pie full of whipped cream.

I wish I were at my home

so that I could be alone.

Make my wish come true

all I want for Christmas.

There is just one thing I need.

How about some pepto-bizma?

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