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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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It's time again for Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn to clear the docket! This week, Emily Heller joins them! They discuss cases about paper bills, ballpoint pens, younger siblings copying usernames, living #ZeroWaste, and drinking water from public bathroom taps. Plus we hear from Laura from Episode 161: Cold Case. She weighs in on the bathroom knock vs jiggle debate and also sends photos from the German water park inside the former zeppelin factory!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this
0:07.3	week clearing the docket with me as every week is the star of Fox's Hermann's head Judge
0:14.0	John Hodgman. I'm sorry Jesse once again you got me confused with your
0:18.8	Lee Smith. The classic mistake. Well joining us as well here in the Max Fun Studios. Hang
0:27.2	on it. I know we've got a very special guest. I'm so excited that this person is here. But I
0:32.4	gotta say I watched Hermann's head in its original run. Well that was on Fox. I watched it. I was
0:39.7	down with Hermann's head and I was like this year Lee Smith is gone places. I didn't know that she
0:44.7	was the voice of Lisa Simpson and then I met her. You didn't notice from her extraordinary distinctive
0:50.8	voice. Now you have to understand this was you know 100 years ago. And I met her at the Emmys
0:58.4	and I said I loved you in Hermann's head and she didn't talk to me. All right go on.
1:02.8	Iced. Iced by Yearly Smith. Maybe Yearly Smith doesn't need my snarky jokes. Our guest is the
1:09.8	millennial Yearly Smith. The host of Max Fun's own baby geniuses a writer on HBO's smash hit
1:19.6	action comedy. Perry. She also has a stand up special premiering on Comedy Central's digital
1:26.0	platforms on March 8th. The one and only Ms. Emily Heller. Hello. Hello. Welcome. So happy to
1:34.3	hear this is the reunion that everyone has been waiting for. The Codefellows reunion.
1:39.5	Codefellows reunion special. The fans have been clamoring. Now look everyone knows who Emily Heller
1:46.2	is and you probably don't know that she and I co-starred in a web only animated project co-created
1:54.1	by Brian Spinks and David Reese called Codefellows where we played spies and we had the greatest time
1:59.9	to invoices together. That was truly very fun. I had a great time. I think about that more often
2:06.4	than I probably would just because I occasionally will check to see if someone has made me a Wikipedia
2:13.2	page and when I look up my name Codefellows comes up but I do not have my own Wikipedia page.
2:18.1	You still have a Wikipedia? No. I think someone tried to make one crudely and they did a bad enough
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