Also, you have your friend Brian Johnson, which I know you guys are having dinner tonight.

Good friends. Very good friends. You guys are. Brian Johnson, an article goes viral for him.

So for men, it's about, hey, I wouldn't mind my package being a little bit bigger, right?

Guys are always into, hey, penis enlargement, whatever. I've never seen this before.

Biohacker Brian Johnson makes shocking reveal about his girlfriend's

vagina being the top 1%. If your girlfriend's vagina is in the top 1%, do you want to advertise

it? Well, this guy just did, right? So if you go on the bottom, this is so funny. It's like, you know,

the article goes into saying he's never shot away from sharing, you know, fame biohacker

across a new Rubicon on tmi

while many uh plebeians may boast about their partners emotional intelligence running emotional

you know johnson is out there publicly praising his top tier girlfriends kato tol's private's

million followers he posts the video 48 years old uh just gave kate sex good night this guy's a little weird go a little bit lower Rob go a little bit

lower but I want to show the chart that he puts up okay go a little bit lower

it's as if it's a stock okay and even go a little bit lower you'll see the you'll see

the chart he posts right there this is the one so he gives her a top score because she's in the top 1% you know,

result. Low as 5% below median is where most women are at. What is he talking about?

You can see it at the bottom on the X axis. It's the microbiome. Yeah. So you have a microbiome

in your gut and women have a microbiome in their vagina. and women have a microbiome in their vagina.

We also have a microbiome on our skin, in our mouth.

All of the orifices of our body have microbiota, have organisms.

And so somehow they're saying, oh, when you culture this vaginal flora,

they're rating it objectively on this scale. So great.

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