On this episode, we discuss in the Lost Lands.

Based on the work of my new best friend, George R.R. Martin. Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy.

I'm Stuart Willington.

I'm Elliot Kalen. i say my last name really high pitch now that's the way it's pronounced yeah okay uh are you going to be really

insistent about that i'll probably forget in a couple seconds okay great um hey this is a podcast

where we watch a movie that has been rejected either commercially or critically and talk about it.

Yeah, and because I said that...

Dan, did you surprise yourself with how professionally you did that?

It's literally what I was about to say.

I've never said that so succinctly, and now I don't know what to do.

Dan had the look on his face of a toddler who has taken three steps on their own for the first time and is baffled by what they just did and they don't know how they accomplished it. I don't know where to go from here. Well, you take a sip of whatever you're drinking even though you're the one introducing the show. Well, but is there more? I mean, we talked about... we watched In the Lost Land, a film based on, I guess, sort of three shorter works by George R. Martin.

It's adapted from a couple of different short stories by George Ronald Reagan Martin, creator of Game of Thrones.

Yeah, and, you know, it's got all the same level of, you know, compelling characters and... Yeah. Now, Stuart had... Stewart, had you read the stories, and we should say this is a Paul W.S. Anderson film. We've done other... Mm-hmm. We've done at least one other Paul W.S. Anderson film. Which one three Cust... We did at least two.

Three Musketeers we did. Oh, I forgot we did that. Wow. He, yeah. So he, like, dug his way out of direct-to-video hell and then dug his way back in. There's actually something kind of sweet about it because he and his wife, Milojovich, just kind of make movies together. Yeah, that's great. Cruddy action science fiction

Of my directorial wife guys,

he's one of my favorites. Jovovich just kind of make movies together. They just make kind of cruddy action science fiction movies together.

Of my directorial wife guys, he's one of my favorites.

I have to, yeah, I have to admit I have a certain fondness for him.

Like, he's done a lot of crap, but like he's also done stuff that is pretty fun.

You know, he did Event Horizon.

I liked the first Resident Evil pretty well,

even though it went into like a crazy, you know,

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