In the Fuck Candle Category (Lower Decks S3E3)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2022
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
When an away mission sends the ensigns to clean up a science outpost’s mess, their pissing contest with the Carlsbad crew leads to some orb-related carelessness. But when the psychic mines start revealing the ensigns’ fantasies, they learn a lot about each other and their reputation among the Cali-class ships. WHO THE FUCK is Captain Murakami? Is there an acceptable shortcut to galactic exploration? What use is a teacher with no passion for the material? It’s the episode that’s not tolerating any DeSoto erasure!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | The share your embarrassment tour has been going great, we just got back from a bunch of |
| 0:05.8 | shows and we're about to head back out to Chicago and Minneapolis. |
| 0:10.9 | I am so excited for these shows, the three that we've had so far have been so, so fun. |
| 0:16.0 | It's a very different kind of tour, friends of the soda are not going to want to miss |
| 0:19.4 | this one. |
| 0:20.4 | Hey, you know, you might be one of those people, it's like, hey, Star Trek 5 sucks, I don't |
| 0:24.3 | necessarily want to devote time to watching it and then seeing a live show about it. |
| 0:28.2 | Well, let me tell you this. |
| 0:29.4 | I think this is the funniest tour we've done in years, so if you want to laugh your butt |
| 0:33.3 | off and spend a nice evening out with some friends of the soda, I can't think of a better |
| 0:37.8 | way to do it, go to GreatestGenTour.com to get tickets. |
| 0:41.2 | If you are in Chicago, Minneapolis or any of the other dozen or so cities, we're still |
| 0:45.6 | planning on hitting on this Share Your Embarrassment Tour. |
| 1:11.5 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the Greatest Generation. |
| 1:17.2 | I'm Adam Pranika. |
| 1:18.4 | I'm Ben Harrison, how you doing, Adam? |
| 1:21.7 | I was just telling you off-mic, on-mic, but off-mic, that's what we call our before show |
| 1:28.1 | times. |
| 1:29.1 | Me and the dog are feeling a similar way about some digestive things. |
| 1:34.8 | You told me that she jumped into the tub, was she doing anything in there? |
| 1:39.2 | No, she's, I mean, it's hot in LA, as it's been for weeks, and she often prefers to |
| 1:46.6 | either lay on a non-carpeted floor or in a shower stall for the coolness. |
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