Churros Would Chafe (Lower Decks S3E4)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
When the Cerritos engineers get assigned relaxation on The Dove, Captain Freeman is the one who ends up needing intensive treatment. But when it’s Beta vs Delta in a hero’s journey through the ship, a classic double cross leaves the ensigns pitted out. What's the company policy on spa days? How does a mud tub drain? What comes after the cinnamon love tunnel? It’s the episode that might be trolling the audience!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | The share your embarrassment tour has been going great, we just got back from a bunch of |
| 0:05.8 | shows and we're about to head back out to Chicago and Minneapolis. |
| 0:10.9 | I am so excited for these shows, the three that we've had so far have been so, so fun. |
| 0:16.0 | It's a very different kind of tour, friends of the soda are not going to want to miss |
| 0:19.4 | this one. |
| 0:20.4 | Hey, you know, you might be one of those people, it's like, hey, Star Trek 5 sucks, I don't |
| 0:24.3 | necessarily want to devote time to watching it and then seeing a live show about it. |
| 0:28.2 | Well, let me tell you this. |
| 0:29.4 | I think this is the funniest tour we've done in years, so if you want to laugh your butt |
| 0:33.3 | off and spend a nice evening out with some friends of the soda, I can't think of a better |
| 0:37.8 | way to do it. |
| 0:39.0 | Go to GreatestGenTour.com to get tickets. |
| 0:41.3 | If you are in Chicago, Minneapolis or any of the other dozen or so cities, we're still |
| 0:45.6 | planning on hitting on this Share Your Embarrassment Tour. |
| 1:08.1 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, to new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the Greatest Generation |
| 1:15.5 | Coincidentally, also the makers of the Greatest Discovery, which doesn't exist anymore. |
| 1:20.9 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 1:21.9 | Yeah, I mean, that shows in the podcast Hall of Fame, that shows got its own bust. |
| 1:28.7 | Hmm, yeah, they retired, it's Jersey number, it's hanging in the arena. |
| 1:34.5 | Yeah, feels good. |
| 1:36.2 | I'm Adam Pranaka. |
| 1:37.5 | I thought you were Michael Phelps based on how you were doing your arms before we started |
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