Welcome to the holistic plastic surgery show where we dive deep into the hottest trends in health, beauty, and cosmic treatments.

I'm Dr. Anthony Eun, America's holistic plastic surgery.

Well, I will dare make a claim that today's episode is going to be the most entertaining

episode of the holistic classic surgery show that you have heard the spot.

Now I'm making this claim because this is a very different type of episode

that we've ever had before.

And today what I'm going to do is read a couple of segments

from my book in Stitch is a Memoir.

Now I'd like to get into it pretty quickly

because I think you're really gonna enjoy it.

And for those of you who are looking for advice about looking younger or

your health.

You're not necessarily going to get that today,

but I really think you're going to enjoy listening to this

because I'm really proud of it, and just stick with it. So here we go. This is the polo called the face in the ceiling.

What a pair, double Ds, poking up at me like Twin Peaks. Pam Anderson, eat your heart out.

Too bad they're attached to a 14 year old boy.

I ease the black marker out of my lab coat pocket and start drawing on my first surgery patient of the day.

Phil, an overwhite African American boy.

Phil has severe gynecomastia. In layperson's language,

gynormous manboobs. Poor Phil. Bad enough being

14, awkward, and a non-athlete in a tough urban Detroit school.

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