In Moto Parentis

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Leigh files suit against her son Duncan. Duncan is ready to take to the open road on a motorcycle. His parents aren't fans of the idea, and want him to wait until he's older and can shoulder the cost and risk on his own.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	This week in Moto Parentes, Lee filed suit against her son Duncan.
0:11.8	Duncan's ready to take to the open road on a motorcycle.
0:14.6	His parents aren't fans of the idea.
0:16.8	They want him to wait until he's older and can shoulder the cost and risk on his own.
0:22.4	Who's right?
0:23.4	Who's wrong?
0:24.4	Only one man can decide.
0:26.3	This rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:31.8	reference.
0:33.4	You roared into the driveway of our southwestern ranch-style house on a new Kawasaki.
0:44.1	All yellow and black fresh out of the showroom.
0:48.7	Our house faced west so the big orange sun.
0:55.7	And at your back lit up your magnificent silhouette.
1:00.4	How much better?
1:01.4	How much better could my life get 900 cubic centimeters of raw, winding power?
1:07.5	No outstanding warrants for my arrest.
1:10.0	Whoa, oh, god damn the judge's life for me.
1:15.0	Bale of Jesse swear them in.
1:17.3	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:19.1	Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you
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