Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Bob, they intuit that it takes a lot of work to indoctrinate.

And when they see that the kids aren't getting that early indoctrination, they panic.

If they see that they're watching too many cartoons or they're playing Xbox too much,

or they'll try and

rope them in exactly like Randy's saying friends sing together la la la friends do things together

friends laugh together oh man I'd be the worst parent that's horrible

friends make graphs together Oh man, I see the worst parent. That's horrible.

Friends make graphs together.

I can't wait to fuck up a kid.

I'm gonna... It's about time, Jake.

What are you, 25 now?

There's our Easter egg.

Friends help you when you're in danger.

Friends are people who are not strangers.

Friends help your chef to a new place

tell you if you've got food on your face friends are the ones on whom you can depend he's my friend

he's not my friend friends are the ones who are there in the end he's my friend they're not my

friends yeah i mean they i'm i love i love lying to children it is my favorite thing

in the whole world is telling them lies and giving them to believe it.

So maybe I should raise them in the church.

If you'll trip over, I'll catch you fall.

If you get my dick, I won't break your balls.

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