Hello Tom. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola. Hola.

Um, so my junior year of high school, I was about 16,

me and a buddy lit my cousin's hair on fire.

Oh, Jesus. How long was his hair?

Well, he kept it. I mean, it was, it was longer than mine,

but I've always kept like a, um, a faded crew cut.

But he had this affinity, I guess we'll say for his right.

And he would always slick it back and you put so much hair spray in it,

it would harden like a shell.

And we're hanging out at his place one night just being idiots.

And our buddy just goes, hey, let's let your hair on fire.

You know, it'll just burn through the shell.

And we, it took some convincing, but he agreed to do it.

And that's exactly what happened, although he didn't know anything was wrong

until we started smacking his head because the fire grew so much.

Was it, was he burned at all?

No, I touched his hair, but the following year, we tried it again,

but this, he had changed his hair spray.

Wait, so he tried it again?

Yeah, we were, we wanted to show you a picture of this time,

but he had changed his hair spray by then.

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