Hello, my name's Justin the Clue, and I'm here today with Emily Milling.

And you're tuning into the Impossible Horror Infomercial.

But stay tuned because it's going to be something special at the end of this podcast. It's going to make it worth your time. It's very scary. We're going to leave you on the edge of your seats. You're going to be terrified. It may be the scariest podcasts in the world. But we'll leave them in suspense. Why should people buy this feature film that I directed and you did everything else on

Impossible Horror, Emily?

Now available on Blu-ray.

You should definitely pick up this movie if you like horror, if you like indie film,

if you like strong female leads, if you like interesting characters,

if you like anything sort of outside of the typical framework of horror film,

if you're looking for something totally different and new, that's also relatable.

And this is a film that took us four years to make. Our blood, sweat, and tears are all over it,

and you can own it for the low, low price of $20 by going to impossiblehorror.com

and you can order it from there.

If you want me to sign something, if you want me to draw a doodle, just write it in your

notes and I'll be happy to do that or if you want Emily to do it as well.

And this is a Blu-ray that will keep you busy for hours.

We recorded what, six commentary tracks, I think? At least.

I was on two of them. You should listen to those first, because they're the best ones.

And you also edited together and shot a documentary of Fly on the Wall footage. Yeah, well,

everyone on the film collected footage over the whole production and then gave it all to me.

So it's a really great look at how people go slowly crazy after doing weeks and weeks of midnight shoots.

It's a film about being seduced by the lure of insanity, and it's also a document of people going insane while making this picture.

Exactly.

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