Imma Go Eat
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather shares a personal idea she's been tinkering with for a minute, that will set your ovaries on fire. She hits the Absolutely-Not-Line to discuss How to treat your elders, the ultimate fighting technique and why dudes everywhere are communicating via android and walking around naked in their homes. But in the meantime... "Imma go Eat!"
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn |
| 0:13.0 | time. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:28.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon, how are you? |
| 0:31.4 | Hope you're fantastic. |
| 0:33.6 | I've got a high pony on. |
| 0:35.4 | I got a t-shirt from Show Me Your Moomoo on and I have on a pair of exercise shorts that |
| 0:42.4 | are so short both of my labias are just out. |
| 0:47.5 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:48.5 | It's one of those like an eight a pair of eighties, hold on a stand up, you can see him. |
| 0:53.2 | I got a neon sneaker on if you're watching this on the YouTube's you'll you'll see I |
| 0:57.9 | mean I look like a fucking 1992 track star today. |
| 1:03.9 | Have I gone into a light jog at any point of the day? |
| 1:07.0 | I absolutely have not. |
| 1:09.1 | But if I'm not going to fool the masses while I'm out and about Atlanta today, letting |
| 1:13.6 | people know she may have exercised, I'll tell you what, it's all smoking mirrors, but |
| 1:18.2 | I feel good. |
| 1:19.2 | Haven't had a cool breeze up the twat like this in a minute, and I don't even mean to |
| 1:23.2 | say the word twat to be like a twat about it, but I'll tell you what, it's different. |
| 1:27.7 | You know, the bike shorts have really been in, but I haven't worn one of these 1990s, |
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