Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. My name is Bill Nye and I'm here to complicate things further. There is inevitably a podcast coming called Illadvised by Bill Nye and the clue is in the title. It's directed at people who don't get out much

and can't handle it when they do. It's a refuge for the clumsy and the awkward. If you're

socially adept and enjoy healthy relationships, there's nothing for you here. My credentials are that as someone who got

almost everything, almost precisely wrong in his early life, I may turn out to be useful and act as a

kind of deterrent. So it's been suggested that I invite you to ask me questions about whatever's on your mind.

And I will attempt to answer them without actually making things worse.

So if you had questions about bathroom protocols or how to hide at parties

or isolationist strategies generally or the versatility of Marmite or how to avoid buying the wrong pair of trousers,

it's possible I'm your man.

So if you feel inspired, send me some questions via Instagram at Illadvised by Bill Nye.

Really, this is an invitation to squander time, which is probably my superpower.

Ill-advised by Bill Nye is coming soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

But whatever the weather, in the meantime, let's, you know, stay loose.