Iliza Almost Got Arrested

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Iliza prepares listeners for the evils of the airport this holiday season and allows that not ALL Disney adults are into weird sex stuff.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything.
0:05.0	It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me all your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comment section.
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook.
0:17.0	We'll see them. We'll read them.
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers. You know it. I've got it.
0:23.4	I've got the answer. The answer. You ask me. I'll do you anything. Help. Help. Help me.
0:33.3	It's officially the start of the holiday season.
0:38.4	I know I sound like I'm doing an ad for quince or BetterHelp.
0:41.7	I know.
0:42.0	This is the podcast.
0:43.4	They probably just heard one and now you're doing it again.
0:45.6	Organize your closet and your mind.
0:49.5	That's actually not a bad slogan.
0:51.6	Well, I mean, a cluttered workspace. It's got to be, I don't know about you, Emily, but I got to have it like, it's also my way of putting off work, but like nice and neat and then we can begin.
1:00.6	Yeah, the problem is I have cat, so they get up. I flew with my husband. We drove two and a half hours from my mom's house to Miami, got there
1:17.0	in plenty of time, fed the kids. Ethan exploded in his diaper multiple times. He was great.
1:23.4	Everybody was great. Sierra had a cold, but she was such a trooper. Like, everyone was great.
1:28.6	Got on the plane, took a almost, is a five and a half hour flight.
1:32.6	The kids were great.
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