IKEA in Narnia: Live from The Atlantic Ocean

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all of ye-- seekers, suckers, and more-- to a LIVE episode of Spontaneanation, recorded in front of a live audience on board JoCo Cruise 2016! This week, Pauls special guest is rapper/actress/writer Jean Grae! They chat about the last time Jean felt tricked, the difficulties of boutique store shopping in New York City, and the worst part of being an adult. Paul is then joined by Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund, and Little Janet Varney to improvise a story set in an IKEA in Narnia. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! Thanks to Brian Irwin for the show pics and Nathan Diffee for the artwork.
SPONTANEANATION LIVE returns to Largo on Saturday, June 4th, with improvisors Nyima Funk, Colleen Smith and Chris Tallman, with special interview guest Robyn Hitchcock! Tickets are available now: bit.ly/SPONT616
This episode is sponsored by Seeso and Black Tux.

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0:00.0	Welcome!
0:13.0	Welcome!
0:16.0	Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
0:20.0	Welcome to you, to you, to you, him, that one.
0:27.6	Welcome, all of ye, ye seekers, ye seekers, ye suckers.
0:41.3	Ye super-soakers,
0:43.6	ye midnight chokers.
0:47.6	Some people call you Maurice.
0:52.7	That was disappointing.
0:58.3	I got so excited when I got to that point.
1:02.3	I was like, oh, I know it's going to happen now.
1:05.0	It didn't happen.
1:09.3	Ladies and gentlemen, here we are on the Atlantic Ocean.
1:13.6	Imagine all the old wooden sailing ships that went back and forth across this body of water.
1:25.6	Everyone was disgusting.
1:32.5	They were like their skin was gross.
1:35.9	No one knew to do those masks.
1:41.7	Everyone's teeth looked like a corn on the cob.
1:47.6	Some people had like a half a leg, and then the other half was like a piece of wood.
1:58.4	Now, the first guy that did it, I bet people made fun of them.
2:03.6	They were like, uh, nice try, but I know that's not a leg.
2:09.6	They don't even match, dude. Why didn't you carve a wooden foot? Why didn't they treat themselves to a wooden
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